Gee, Mom, I want to go home

This is a parody I jut wrote of a song used in the military during WWII -that I randomly sang in choir in grade 4 (my school was weird...)
It accurately reflects my current state of mind where I feel that university is occasionally a battle field and looming due dates become the enemy.

They say that in University, courses are mighty fine,

But I'm stressed out beyond repair, I just need to unwind

Oh I don't want no more of Student life
Gee, Mom, Why'd I apply

To somewhere that makes me cry

Gee, Mom I want to go home

They say that in University, the readings are so fun,

But I haven't even had time, to do a single one

Oh I don't want no more of Student life
Gee, Mom, Why'd I apply

To somewhere that makes me cry

Gee, Mom I want to go home

They say that in University, the essays aren't so hard

Everything seems fine till you get your report card

Oh I don't want no more of Student life
Gee, Mom, Why'd I apply

To somewhere that makes me cry

Gee, Mom I want to go home

They say that in University, the social life is swell

But I can barely do homework and get some sleep as well

Oh I don't want no more of Student life
Gee, Mom, Why'd I apply

To somewhere that makes me cry

Gee, Mom I want to go home

They say that University, will help you get a job

But prolonged unemployment, I feel like I've been robed

Oh I don't want no more of Student life
Gee, Mom, Why'd I apply

To somewhere that makes me cry

Gee, Mom I want to go home